Girls Love Me, So Annoying | Chapter 1


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In the Wanjie Transit Station, a panda slowly emerged.

As soon as the panda appeared, the beeping of notifications began to ring incessantly. When she clicked on it, it was filled with all kinds of salesmen whom she invited to complete the task together.

"Xiaomei, is your mission over? I happen to lack a system, are you interested in joining us?" 

"Only the strong deserve to have the strong. With such an excellent system as you, are you willing to assist a mediocre person?"

"... It's better to be skilled than to live, Xiaomei loves me again~"

...

Xiaomei's panda face showed a mocking smile, as the best system in the heavens and the world, of course she has to choose the best one for herself. Host, it's too lazy to take a look at these garbage.

Xiaomei already has a goal, her claws are clasped together, her expression is serious and her eyes are like electricity, she looks forward, "The Ultimate Host Summoning Technique of Profound Truth!!!"

A figure slowly emerged.

With a height of close to 1.9 meters, a perfect face that most human beings can't resist, that domineering and cold temperament, eyes that despise everything...

Yes, Xiaomei thought excitedly, this is the host she have always dreamed of. .

The man looked at Xiaomei who was not far away and said, "Are you my new system?"

"Yes." Xiaomei said excitedly: "I am your new system Xiaomei."

"Oh." The man seemed to look like he didn't want to know about his new system, because he knew that all systems were cheaters, and only he himself could be trusted. He nodded and said, "Let's start."

"Okay." Xiaomei tapped her paw, "Reading the host's information."

"Name: Xue Cai."

"Gender: Male."

"Occupation: Zhutian Wanjie salesman."

"The host's current basic attributes are: Strength 99, Stamina 99, Charm 90, Appearance 99, Luck 30."

"The host is really good, but the Luck is a bit low." Xiaomei rubbed her chin seriously and said, "But It doesn't matter, Xiaomei will definitely accompany the host to maximize the luck value."

"Only those who are not strong enough need the luck value." Xue Cai said coldly, "I don't need this."

"Uh..." Xiaomei said, a little embarrassed: "Host, luck is sometimes very important, you must know that some hosts only brush luck..."

"Humph!" Xue Cai said arrogantly: "This kind of people who only use opportunistic tricks are wastes. I have traveled through so many worlds, but I have never depended on luck."

"...Okay." Xiaomei comforted herself that a powerful host is better than a host that depends entirely on luck, she nodded and said, "Then let's start. Well, the new task is to fulfill the original owner's wish..."

After the familiar dizziness, Xue Cai knew that he had entered the target body. When he opened his eyes, there was a piece of blue water in front of him. Under the illumination of countless night pearls, it was like being in the stars, and it was as beautiful as a dream. 

Checking his body, he was wearing a luxurious robe of invisible material, his long blue hair was scattered behind him, and the fishtail of his lower body was strong and powerful. 

It turned out to be the world of mermaids, Xue Cai was not at all flustered, he had done the task of the world of mermaids. "The mission has begun, and the current mission completion rate is 0%."

Xiaomei said in a childlike and lovely voice: "Host, are you ready? Start receiving memories." 

The original owner's memory emerged. He was of outstanding character and good looks from a young age, and all his subjects loved him very much. His father even chose the most favored daughter of the king of the neighboring country as his fiancée, and as long as both parties are of age, they will get married.

When Lance was eighteen years old, he was about to get married, but an accident happened. His fiancée, the little princess of the neighboring country, fell in love with the prince of mankind, and without hesitation, she begged for a magic potion from the witch and went ashore to pursue true love. Lance's father was very angry and wanted to start a war, but was stopped by Lance. Lance said he was unwilling to marry a girl who didn't love him.

Later, news of the princess came one after another, she had legs but lost her tongue, the prince married a human princess, and his fiancee became a bubble.

However, the rumor of his abandonment spread on the seabed. Everyone knew that the noble Prince Lance was abandoned. The little princess would rather die for a human than marry Prince Lance.

Lance was depressed and unhappy from then on, rejected the marriage that the king prepared for him, and finally died in depression.

Isn't this an extension of the story of the Little Mermaid? Xue Cai touched his chin, this Prince Lance was cannon fodder for this beautiful love story. After clarifying his thoughts, Xue Cai asked Xiaomei, "What is my mission?"

Xiaomei: "Fulfill Lance's wish."

Xue Cai: "What is Lance's wish?"

"Uh..." Xiaomei said: " I don't know."

"You don't know?" Xue Cai looked at her like she was ridiculing him, "Why do you not know?"

"Yes, this system really don't know." Xiaomei said a little ashamed: "The task is to complete Lan Lan. As for Lance's wish, what is Lance's wish...it needs to be understood by the host himself."

Xue Cai: "..." Understand your size.

Sure enough, the systems were all cheaters. Xue Cai gave Xiaomei an indifferent look. Fortunately, he was used to being cheated, and quickly adjusted his mentality, saying, "Lance was abandoned by the Little Mermaid, then laughed at, and finally died in depression, His wish must be to take revenge of the abusers to save his face and become a respected king, am I right?"

Xiaomei: "Uh... maybe."

Xue Cai's breath stagnated and looked at Xiaomei with a complicated expression. : "I heard that you are the best system in the heavens and the world?"

Xiaomei's panda eyes suddenly lit up, she puffed out her chest and said proudly, "Yes!"

Xue Cai's expression became more complicated and indescribable, "Why?"

Xiaomei: "..."

"It's not right." Xue Cai thought: "If his wish is really revenge, he will not stop the king from launching a war against the neighboring country."

Xue Cai was so powerful that no matter what the task was in the past, he could quickly sort out his ideas and formulate a plan with efficient task methods, but now he doesn't even know what the task is. You can only guess by yourself, what if you guess it wrong?

Since you don't want revenge and abuse, you want to get the love of the little mermaid? Just thinking of this, Xue Cai felt his heart skip a beat.

Exactly! That's it!

Xue Cai was in a good mood, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, thinking this has became a strategy mission. Strategy missions are what he is best at. Isn't a little mermaid still at hand?

Although the little mermaid had already redeemed the prince at this time...

He raised his chin and shouted loudly, "Someone!" 

The door was pushed open, and two mermaid guards in armor walked in, respectfully bowing, "Yes, Your Royal Highness."

"There is an evil witch living in the trench to the south. Her existence seriously threatens the security of the country and the people. I order you to assemble your army and follow this prince to catch the witch." Xue Cai with a righteous look on his face, he waved his hand: "Let's go!" 

The undersea army was mighty and powerful, Xue Cai rode a whale and strode in the forefront.

"This is bad!"

"Prince Lance led the army to fight!"

The king, who was worried about the safety of his youngest daughter along with his five daughters, was shocked when he heard the news. Did his daughter know Lance as soon as she left?

The king was frightened and guilty, and his country was too small to win against its mighty neighbor.

Frightened, the peony face of his daughter turned pale, "Father, what should we do?" 

The king left tears of fear, "...I don't know." 

The hot eldest daughter said decisively: "Don't worry, if Prince Lance want to have someone...then you give me away, I am willing to marry him unlike the youngest sister." 

The king was moved: "My good daughter..." 

The second daughter pushed the eldest to the side and said, "I too am willing!" 

The third daughter was not to be outdone: "I am also willing!" 

The fifth saw her sisters take the initiative, and finally put down her restraint and said: "Father, Prince Lance likes my little sister, the youngest doesn't..."

At this time, the guard came rushing in again and shouted, "Your Majesty!" 

The king looked over in horror, "Prince Lance arrive?"

"No." The guard said with a look like he's rejoicing for his whole life: "Prince Lance took the army and sauntered away from the castle. Now, he didn't come to attack us."

"That's great!" The king happily grabbed the little hands of his daughters, "Did you hear? Prince Lance didn't come to attack us."

"...Huh?" His face was puzzled, "Why don't you guys look so happy?"

"Achoo!"

"Achoo!"

"Ah- Choo~~!"

Xue Cai squinted and rubbed his nose, who was talking ill of me behind my back?

Xiaomei came out, stepped on the whale's head and said, "Host, why do you want to bring the army to fight the witch?"

"The witch is so evil, what if I can't beat it alone?" Xue Cai said: "Be prepared to take all precautions. There will be no accidents."

"Host, you are really good." Xiaomei said, "But why will you beat the witch?"

Xue Cai saw the mentally retarded expression on her face, "Is it difficult to understand? I want to go ashore to find the Little Mermaid, how can I go ashore without a witch? If I don't catch her, what if she wants my tongue? Are you really the most powerful system?"

Xiaomei: "Yes..."

Xue Cai: "Why is that?"

Xiaomei: "It's just me... having a golden finger."

Xue Cai: "Huh?"

Xue Cai's eyes lit up. He had never tried the taste of golden fingers. He was interested. "Why didn't you take out the golden fingers earlier? What are these golden fingers?"

Xiaomei waved her paw, and large pieces of golden light appeared in front of Xue Cai, it was eggs. She smiled and said: "The newest product of Zhutian Wanjie Company, the lucky big golden egg. Each golden egg has a kind of golden finger. The golden finger has a shelf life until the end of a world, and when the next mission world opens, you can smash another egg again."

Looking at the golden eggs in front of him, Xue Cai couldn't calm down, "Don't say anything, I'm going to start."

With so many golden eggs exactly the same, he didn't know which one to smash, so he just closed his eyes and pointed at one.

Hearing a crackling sound, a colorful light flashed in front of his eyes.

"Congratulations to the host's great outburst of character, you have gained 'I hit myself' golden finger!"


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